In 2019, the screen-tanned hobby nerds DerEberdt and LordBorsti brought a shared project to life after a history of nearly immeasurable—because barely existent—prior successes. After weeks of market analysis, intense negotiations, and "work" days that stretched over 25 hours, a new star rose over the world. Like the one in Bethlehem, a second, perhaps even greater miracle was born: The HolyCow. There it lay in its stall (or at least, the gaming dens had a similar aroma), ready to redeem the gaming world. Soon after, the community grew, and many friends, and soon-to-be friends, hailed the new messiah. They pledged body and soul to serve the holy cow… or through hardcore binding contracts, but we digress.

Through projects like Rocket League, later Formula 1, and ACC, we created a community of adults—a group that was, on average, thoroughly invested in midlife crisis activities—that over the years has become a second family. Mods like Tweetmann, and Davog were a tremendous help to us in managing this side-job-worthy workload. As long as you all stay as you are, we’ll continue doing this with all our heart and passion! And if you feel the calling to join us on this spiritual journey full of curses, lasting fun, and controlled sweating, come on over to our Discord. There you’ll find many amazing people, a nearly competent management, two of our own leagues, and plenty of projects—some of which could even be considered meaningful. So, join us! Or moo-ve along!